Notes To Self:

1) They might be YOUR favorite pair of "PMS-Panties" but other locker room patrons will most likely not share in the love.

2) After 20 minutes in a hot sauna you will be sweating from every part of your body. This includes your ass, which will in turn stick to the paper toilet seat cover. Said cover will only be able to be removed from your ass in a series of small tears with the occasional dig.

posted by Unknown at 9:18 pm